HGTV, LA and Dining Room Tables

I've been watching a lot of HGTV since coming to LA. My favorite shows are House Hunters and House Hunters International. There's also another show I like to watch called For Rent, but only because it makes me angry.

When it comes to apartments/homes, I think living in New York for the past eleven years has made me bitter because there was this whiny broad on For Rent a few nights ago who was looking at a huge place—A HUGE PLACE—and was like, "There's no place for a dining room table..."

B*TCH, YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET A KITCHEN IN NEW YORK.

I hated her.

Now there's some stupid lady on House Hunters who wants a townhouse with a fireplace that she can turn on with a light switch. IT HAS TO BE A LIGHT SWITCH because she doesn't want to bend down and flip a switch on the floor.

WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE?

Anyway, I know my LA update is WAY overdue (and truth be told I wrote a long one last week but for some reason it didn't save so I lost the whole thing and I was so angry that I just said, "Ah, f*ck it," and closed the computer instead of rewriting) but to give you a quick update, I AM SO HAPPY HERE. I MEAN, I'M REALLY, REALLY HAPPY. And I think living here and watching HGTV—both of these things combined—has made me realize that New York was just beating me down. I mean, the fireplace lady—yes, she's an idiot. But there's nothing wrong with wanting a dining room table. Why did I get so mad at that lady?

Since being here, at least once a day I ask myself why I have lived in New York for so long. (It's like I had Stockholm Syndrome or something.) CALIFORNIA IS AWESOME. It's like the promised land. It's sunny all the time and there are birds and flowers everywhere. I have space out here. I have a sofa on the patio out here. I HAVE A SOFA OUTSIDE. I haven't seen one rat since I've been here. But hummingbirds? THEY ZIP BY MY HEAD EVERY DAY. I am so happy.

I'm supposed to go back to New York in November, but truth be told, I'm not sure I will.

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Maria Sharapova Celebrates Olympic Silver at Zuma

Stepping out for a delicious dinner, Maria Sharapova was seen leaving Zuma restaurant in London, England on Saturday night (August 4).

The 25-year-old tennis starlet looked stunning in a black mini skirt, orange blouse and patterned blazer as she enjoyed her downtime after a competitive match earlier in the afternoon.

The blonde beauty took an upsetting loss at the 2012 London Olympic games in a grueling match against USA tennis pro Serena Williams.

As previously reported by GossipCenter, Maria took home silver at Wimbeldon after losing 6-0, 6-1 to Williams.

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Watch: Elton John Viciously & OUTRAGEOUSLY Attacks Madonna In A New Interview


Back in March I took issue with comments by Elton John where he opened up about “bullying” he experienced as a gay man even tho he and his husband David Furnish seem to have no problem bullying other people. Earlier this year, Elton and David got into a disgusting public display of bullying when they [...]

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